I'm roughly the size of a barge

need-notbe:

“What can I say? I’m the inquisitive sort. The name’s Meg, and you’d do well to remember not to throw a line like that at me again”

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Meg? Simple and classic, I like it. Throwing lines? I wouldn’t waste my time dear. I’d like to think that I’m past that sort of thing.

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zero2herohercules:

Hercules laughed at the pose but still picked up his camera to take a picture.

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Holding a hand up to the camera,”Look, I get that people in England do things a bit differently, but no pictures please.”

need-notbe:

"And there goes that line again. What are you implying then? That you’re not, in fact, a man?"

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Somebody sure has a lot of questions,” he laughed,” You know, it would be nice to know the name of the young lady insulting me before the name calling starts.

need-notbe:

“What is it with men and challenges? It was meant to be a rhetorical question.” she huffed.

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Oh my dear, I’m not like “all men”. Call me Gaston.

"Do you honestly think you can handle me?"

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My first day here and I’ve already been met with a challenge. I like it.

(Source: need-notbe)